Toilet Humour?

> I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other
> stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"
>
> I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom
> but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
> "Doin' just fine!"
>
> And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"
>
> What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this
> is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"
>
> At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I
> hear another question. "Can I come over?"
>
> Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could
> just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, "No........I'm a
> little busy right now!!!"
>
> Then I hear the guy say nervously...
>
> "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other
> stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"